Create this subtitle yourself, Dickweed. (I will! -Mar)
Okay, I know what you're all wondering. What the fuck is going on between Mar and the subtitle posts? A lot. I can't get into it right now. (You can't get into it right now?) Oh, so you took over the parenthesis? (Only for this post.) Sure, okay. I totally believe you. (Are you being sarcastic?) Does it sound like it? (I don't know. It's all in writing.) Oh... That's a good point. (yeah.) So...um... How have you been? (Oh don't start that shit!) What!? (This faux "How have you been? It's been too long. I miss you," bullshit. I can't stand it.) You're a subtitle, how can you not stand a human interaction? (Jesus, way to keep proving yourself to be the asshole.) I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. I... I was being disingenuous earlier when asking how you were. I was doing it out of courtesy, more than curiosity. (Thank you. I appreciate you finally being an adult, and apologizing.) Jesus, this is what I hate about you. (What?) This shit. You always try to edge yourself into everything. Thinking your way is better than anyone else's. (I mean, when I'm proven right-) -See. Then you go so far up your own ass. For a subtitle, you sure are pompous. (I go up my own ass?) Yeah. Looking for gold up there? I doubt you're gonna find any. (Really?) Yup, I don't know what you're going to find, but it sure as fuck isn't going to be pretty. (Okay.) What? No comeback? Okay. Asshole! Jackass! Piece of shit! Hey! Hey! Subtitle! Subtitle! Subtitle!? Subtitle? Subtitle? Oh. Fine! I don't need you. I can make my own blog. I can do this on my own. So... what did one frog say to the other frog? You sure are tickling my ribbits. Fuck! Subtitle! I'm sorry! I was an asshole! I was wrong. (Hey, Mar?) Subtitle! You're back! I'm so sorry. I never should've reacted like that. I exploded and made an already bad situation, even worse. I'm sorry. (Mar, you're talking to yourself bud.) What? (I never existed. I'm just an extension of you.) jaha good one, buddy. (This isn't a joke. I don't joke, I'm a subtitle. I'm not a real thing. I'm just whatever you want me to be. You get to choose what I say. What I do. What I am. I'm your creation in whatever you shape it to be, but I'm not real. Cause reality doesn't work like that. Reality is. It already has been, and will be. You just work with it, but if something is purely the way you want it, it can't be real. Nor should it be...) Subtitle?
I guess you're right. I'm right. We're right. Life is about adapting and adjusting to what is already in motion, and making the most of it. De-Spite your situation.
Anyways here's my "Items I Can't Live Without":
Oxygen
Water
Health
Food
Love
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