Read this! Don't! I doubt you'll read this. If so, you owe me a dollar. If not, you owe me five. This is fine print, so it's legally binding

Boom! I'm back, bitches. I made another blog post. About what? No fucking clue. I guess I'll just update this blog on my current state....

Yeah, I mean... I can't say I'm shocked. I wasn't very good, and they didn't like me very much. I didn't know what I was doing. I often...

Yes, I know. You're disappointed. Me too. But I'm still here. I still haven't had a chance to introduce myself. Hi. I'm Mar, nice to meet...